Njye na Nelson twarashigutse abari bari aho bose nabo barikanga bayoberwa ibibaye batangira kutubaza cyane ikiduteye kwikanga… Rosy- “Daddy! Ko mwikanze bigenze gute?” Mama Rosy- “Mubaye iki se basore mwe?” Mama Gasongo- “Nanjye ndababaza erega! Ko mwikanze?” Nelson- “Mama Gaso! Ihangane!” Mama Gasongo- “Ayiwe! Ibi se ni ibiki mwo kabyara mwe? Niko mwaba muzi Gasongo […]Irambuye

Mama amaze kumbwira ibyo byose naracecetse gato, nitsa umutima maze ndamubwira, Njyewe-“Mama! None uwo muntu yaba atari ushaka kukwigarurira kugira ngo mubane?” Mama-“Reka reka nta mugabo nshaka! Ubuse naba ntagira urukundo nkiyemeza gushaka umugabo nte koko?” Njyewe-“Oya Mama! Ndabizi uracyari muto ndetse ufite n’itoto, birashoboka ko ushobora guhura n’umugabo ukwifuza, ushobora nawe gukumbura ukuba hafi, […]Irambuye

Njye na Joy twarikanze tureba hirya, tubona Papa Sacha ari gusohora Bob na Sacha akomeza kwinginga cyane, Papa Sacha-“Sohoka vuba se! Nkubone hanze! Nta soni uratinyuka ukaza kuriza umwana wanjye iwanjye ngo ngaho ni inkundo?” Sacha-“Papa! Mbabarira umureke abanze ansobanurire, ni ukuri kurira ni urukundo rubinteye!” Papa Sacha-“Urwo nirwo ntashaka rero! Uri umukobwa wanjye umwe […]Irambuye

Chauffeur akimara kumbwira gutyo nacitse intege, numva agahinda kazamutse muri njye ntangira kumusubirishamo, Njyewe- “Ibyo umbwira koko ni byo?” We- “Ni byo kabisa! Ahubwo se ko mbona nawe ubabaye, uwo mukecuru wari umuzi?” Njyewe- “Byihorere muvandi, n’ubundi ibi byishimo ntabwo numvaga ko byageza ku ndunduro” We- “Uuuh! Bro! Erega umukecuru iyo akuze agomba kuruhuka, ikizima […]Irambuye

Sacha-“Nonese ushaka kuza hano muri iri joro koko?” Njyewe-“Sacha! Niba ari ibishoboka nabwo naza, Joy ntabwo yaremba ngo nanjye ndyame nsinzire!” Sacha-“Ubu se koko Mana yanjye mbigire nte?” Njyewe-“Sacha! Reka nze!” Call end. Ako kanya nahise nsohoka mu cyumba vuba vuba, ngeze muri salon nsanga Mama ari gutegura ameze we na Angela, Njyewe-“Mama! Hari umuntu […]Irambuye

Ngishyiramo Vitess ya mbere ngo mpaguruke nahise mbona Bob ava kuri moto, nanga kwirirwa mbitindaho mfata umuhanda ndagenda. Mu nzira ngenda, natangiye kugenda ntekereza iyba koko Rosy yahindukaga, Sacha akongera kumwizera ntako byaba bisa, nshiduka ngeze mu rugo. Maze guparika imodoka navuyemo maze nyura mu gikari mpinguka mu rugo, nsanga Mama n aka Angela bicaye […]Irambuye

We-“Yooooh! Murihangana rwose umuntu wanyu ntabwo yemerewe gusurwa” Nelson-“Uuuh! Kuebera iki se? Ngo ntabwo yemerewe gusurwa?” We-“Yego! Buriya umuntu nkuriya abarwaye anafunzwe kuko hari impungenge ko mushobora kumusura mugasibanganya ibimenyetso cyangwa mukamufasha kuba yatoroka ibitaro!” Njyewe-“Rwose uriya mugabo afite ikibazo cyo mu mutwe, nta kuntu tutamwirukanseho ngo tumufate tumuvuze ariko twari twaramubuze, ubu bwo twumvishe […]Irambuye

Nahise ndeba charger vuba nshomeka telephone ku muriro maze mpita nyatsa ngikanura amaso ngo ndebe niba koko hari uwanshatse mbona Sacha arampamagaye nsunika njyana kuri yes nshyira ku gutwi, Sacha-“Bro! Koko wabyanze?” Njyewe-“Ooolala! Message yawe nayibonye nari ndi kuvugana na Nelson ntabwo nanze kwitaba undi mwana! Ukuntu nanashakaga kumuvugisha se?” Sacha-“Urabeshya! Nonese ko mukanya aguhamagaye […]Irambuye

Bob-“Sacha! Ni ukuri ntabwo nigeze nifuza kugukina, nta nubwo nkubeshya ko ngukunda, kuba naguha telephone yanjye byonyine ngo urebe byose nuko numva ntacyo nifuza kuguhisha” Sacha-“Bob! Niyo mpamvu se utambisha n’ibyambabaza? Daddy urandebera Bob ibyo aba ankorera?” Njyewe-“Tuza umumve Sacha! Burya urukundo ni inzira itanga ibyishimo biva mu mitima ya babiri, mukorere mu ndiba yawo […]Irambuye

Njyewe-“Uuuh! Bite se ko wikanze ukongera ugakinga?” Bob-“Daddy Daddy! Turapfuye!” Njyewe-“Eeeh! Bob! Ni iki ubonye se?” Bob-“Dusubire inyuma…nako tuve mu modoka twiruke!” Njyewe-“Ariko se ko mbona uhabuka gusa ukanga kumbwira nicyo ubonye? Urabona nava mu modoka nkiruka ntazi nikikwirukansa?” Bob-“Daddy! Mbonye Afande!” Njyewe-“Eeeh! Ngo Afande?” Bob-“Niwe ndamubonye, ahubwo se ubu…” Bob akivuga gutyo twaboneye mu […]Irambuye