Sacha yihuta ajya gusuhuza Bob, ngihindukira ngo ndebe unkozeho ako kanya nahise numva inyuma yanjye umuntu, nkubitana amaso na Zamu wa wundi wakoreraga mu rugo wagiye ahunze Gatera nyuma yo kumva ibyo yambwiraga byose, ndasohoka musanga hanze. Zamu – “Daddy! Ni wowe?” Njyewe – “Eeeeeh! Za! Umenye gute koko?” Zamu – “Yebaba weee! Ahubwo se […]Irambuye

Nelson-“Dorle! Ni iki cyabaye tutamenye gituma ma Bella atemera gusubira mu rugo kwa mabukwe koko?” Dorlene-“Ahaaaa! Burya kuvuka kw’umuntu biramukurikira mpaka, iyaba mwari muzi uburyo Brendah yavutse!” Nelson-“Byose ndabizi Dorle! Nonese niyo mpamvu? Kuki se bije ubu kandi igihe gishize yari yarihanganye akakira ibyo adashobora guhindura?” Brendah-“Nelson! Erega humura ntacyo utaribumenye!” John-“Ko muduteye igishyika se […]Irambuye

Nelson -“Dorle! Ni iki cyabaye tutamenye gituma ma Bella atemera gusubira mu rugo kwa mabukwe koko?” Dorlene – “Ahaaaa! Burya kuvuka k’umuntu biramukurikira mpaka, iyaba mwari muzi uburyo Brendah yavutse!” Nelson – “Byose ndabizi Dorle! None se niyo mpamvu? Kuki se bije ubu kandi igihe gishize yari yarihanganye akakira ibyo adashobora guhindura?” Brendah  – “Nelson! […]Irambuye

Dorlene-“Byari byo ahubwo iyo biba nonaha, uzi amajoro Brendah yararaga ategereje ihumure rya Nelson?” John-“Ahwiiiiiii! Wari unkanze rwose, nari nibajije impamvu yababuza gusezerana rwose, Nelson erega ubu dutegereje icyo ubivugaho!” John akivuga gutyo ako kanya twumvise umuntu ukomanze ku rugi maze agikingura umuryango mbona hinjiye wa musore musaza wa Jojo waje iwacu witwa Brown agikubita […]Irambuye

Njyewe-“Ibyo nkubwira ni impamo rwose! Wabaza na Mama ng’uyu hano!” John-“Ubu se koko ubu aracyariyo ngo dusimbukane menye niba ibyo umbwira ari impamo?” Njyewe-“Oya weee! Muze! Murumva naba mbeshya nkaba ntashinyagura koko? Ni Brendah nta kabuza uri kumwe na Dorlene!” John-“Eeeeeh! Banguka tugende rwose! Uyu mubyeyi se?” Njyewe-“Uyu ni Mama twatambukanye ingendo zitabarika, akansigasira akansiga […]Irambuye

Njyewe-“Ubu se koko tubigize dute? Icya mbere ntidusubira mu rugo? Icya kabiri nta bimenyetso dufite, ubu se koko dukore iki?” Mama-“Reka reka Ashwiiii! Ntitwasura urupfu dusubira mu rugo mwana wa, ahubwo tujye kwangara” Njyewe-“Oya ntabyo kujya kwangara Mama! Ntabwo Gatera yatwangaza nubwo yisasiye benshi” Mama-“Nonese ko byose byaje bitugwiririra tubigire dute mwana wanjye?” Njyewe-“Yebaba wee! […]Irambuye

Papa-“Ahubwo reka nze musindagize njye kumuryamisha, ndabizi amagambo y’abagore wanamubwira akari imurori” Njyewe-“Mama! Ibyo Papa ambwiye urabizi cyangwa ntabyo uzi?” Papa-“Umva kandi ibyo nanze kuva na cyera! Abana na ba nyina ubundi ibyabo bishira ari uko bahawe isomo batazibagirwa…” Mama-“Ayiwee! Ubu se koko ukubise umwana wanjye urushyi umuhora iki? Ayiweee! Nanjye urankubise koko? Ibi ni […]Irambuye

Narebye imbere n’inyuma mbura umuntu, nitegereza igipangu cyo mu rugo nari ngiye kwinjiramo nibuka icyo kwa Brown Nelson yatubwiye mu nkuru ku mutima nti. Njyewe-“Ubu se koko byashoboka ko ari ibyago natwe byaba byatugwiririye tukaba tugiye kuzinga akarago? Ko bo se bagize amahirwe bakagira aho berekera twe turajya hehe? Ahaaaa! Reka ninjire da, nizereko ari […]Irambuye

Sogokuru- “Oya ni we rwose rwose! Tambuka unsanga, Yuuuuuuh! Uraho urakoma Kabalira tujya gutaha kakavuka kakitwa Nulisoni?” Njyewe- “Inka nagabiwe na Mvuyekure wa mushagizi? Ibyo ni ibiki uvuga se Sogoku?” Sogokuru- “Iyo nka uvuga se si yo nari ndi gucira icyarire!” Njyewe- “Uuuuuh! Iya Mvuyekure se?” Sogokuru- “Niyo rwose! Ni ya yindi waragiraga cyera!” Njyewe- […]Irambuye