Soma wumve uraseka
1.Umuhungu yahuye n’umukobwa ufite amaguru meza aramuramutsa maze aramubwira ati ’’ ufite amaguru meeeeeeza, none nyemerera nyite amazina. Umukobwa ati nta kibazo . Maze umuhungu ati akaguru kamwe nkise Noheri , akandi nkise Ubunani, ariko , ndashaka kuzaza kugusura hagati ya Noheri n’Ubunani’’.
2 .Muri Bus, umukobwa wari wifitiye amabere manini nawe yambaye twatwenda tuyerekana neza, yari yiyambariye ishapule umusaraba utendera hagati y’amabere. Nuko Joriji nawe yari ari muri bus agenda yirebera ku mabere, wa mukobwa aramubaza ati:”Niko urikwitegereza uyu yezu wabambwe k’umusaraba”?? Joriji nawe ati:” Oya da !! Ndi kwirebera bya bisambo bibiri byabambanywe na we”!
3. Umuntu yaguze imodoka yanditseho 4×4, ageze iwe umwana abona ku modoka handitseho 4×4 ararakara cyane agira ati ’’iki nti kizi ko 4×4 ari 16” ahita afata ibuye yandika kuri iyo modoka ko =16. Umugabo abibonye ararakara cyane ayijyana mu igaraje basigaho irindi range barabisiba arataha.
Bucyeye wa mwana yongeye kubibona, arongera yandikahon’ibuye ko =16 afite n’uburakari burenze ubwa mbere. Wa mugabo nyir’imodoka yaje kongera kubona bongeye ku mwandikira ku modoka yigira inama yo kujya kwandikishaho ko =16 kugira ngo uwo mwana atongera kubyandikishaho ibuye.
Avuye mu igaraje kubikoresha wa mwana arabibona ahita avuga ati: ’’ Ntubona ko cyamenye ubwenge kare kose se cyigiraga amaki cyandika amafuti’’. Ahita afata ibuye yandikaho ngo ‘tres bien’.
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