Episode 61: Ubukwe bubereye aho Nelson na Gasongo baba bugiye gushyira byose hanze

Jojo-“Sinababwiye! Dore bansanze n’aho nibereye, ese ubwo murajyahe?”

Jojo akivuga gutyo Mama Kenny yahise ahagarara maze arahindukira areba inyuma aho twari turi ahita avuga,

Mama Kenny-“Nonese uriya ni wa Jojo mwavugaga?”

Gasongo-“Yego niwe Mama Kenny!”

Njyewe-“Ahubwo se uriya musore bari kumwe niwe uje gukodesha mu rugo iwawe?”

Mama Kenny-“Yego da! Niwe rwose”

Gasongo-“Mama Kenny uzi ko uriya musore ariwe twakubitanye amakofi hariya Nyabugogo ivumbi rigatumuka?”

Mama Kenny-“Reka reka? Ubwo se uriya musore witonda kuriya yabitinyuka koko? Mana wee!”

Gasongo-“Byihorere Mama Kenny, ahubwo dukomeze tugende niyongera kunyegera ndamwishyura ingumi ebyiri yansigayemo”

Mama Kenny yarikirije maze dukomeza kugenda tugana aho bari bari, tukibageraho Mama Kenny asuhuza wa musore naho Jojo yigira ruguru ku ruhande ari nako akabya guhindura isura ariko Kenny abibonye ntiyabyihanganira ahita amusanganira.

Kenny-“Jojo! Uzi ko tuvuye gusura Mama?”

Jojo-“Nyine se niba muvuyeyo murankurikira ngo mbahe iki?”

Kenny-“Maze ahora akwibuka akarira”

Jojo-“Ceceka aho nawe, Mama wawe se andirira nkande?”

Kenny-“Kuko wadutaye tukakubura”

Jojo-“Mama wanjye se niwe uvuga?”

Kenny-“Yego nyine s’anyita se ngo ndi umwana we!”

Jojo-“Uuuuuh! Uzagende ubibwire Mama wawe wagutaye ukaza kubeshya ngo wabyawe na Papa, ese ubundi bagutoraguye hehe ko ntigeze nkubona muri match yabereye Nyabugogo?”

Kenny-“Nari ndi kumwe na Mama mu modoka, uziko Gasongo yahagurutse yiruka agakandagira n’abantu”

Jojo-“Hhhhhhh! Ariko Jojo naba mwiza koko! Uzi ko na za Accident nzazikoresha cyangwa ngafunga imihanda? Eeeeeh! Kenny ntabwo numvise neza, ngo wari uri kumwe nande?”

Jojo akiri muri ibyo wa musore bari bari kumwe yahise amufata ukuboko asa n’umwinjiza mu rugo kwa Mama Kenny.

We-“Chou! Injira sha ni hano”

Jojo-“Uuuuh! Ko mbona se n’aba binjira badukurikiye?”

Mama Kenny -“Ihangane rwose bano ntabwo baje bagukurikiye ahubwo baje bansuye njye mba hano na Kenny wanjye”

Jojo-“Eheeee? Ngo uba hano? Ganza! Nawe uba hano?”

Wa musore wari umufashe ukuboko aho kumusubiza yakomeje kumukurura cyane amwinjiza mu gipangu ariko Jojo nawe akomeza kwanga kwinjira,

Jojo-“Ntabwo nza yewe ndanze”

Ganza-“Uuuuh? Nonese wanze kubera iki? Utinye uyu mubyeyi se?”

Jojo-“Oya nta numwe ntinya muri aba ariko ntabwo nkije”

Ganza-“Uuuuuh! Nonese koko uranze Chou?”

Jojo-“Ndanze nyine, ahubwo reka nigendere, hari ikibazo wimutse se ukajya gutura ahandi kubw’impamvu runaka?”

Ganza-“Hhhhhhhhh! Ubwo se impamvu runaka yatuma umukobwa twahuriye mu kabari ankura iwanjye ngakomeza kubungabunga uyu mugi? Niba wanze kuza fata inzira ugende, ikitabuze mu rutoki ni ibishokoro”

Jojo-“Eeeeeh Urantutse ngo ndi ibishokoro? Ok, nagiye kandi n’undi munsi ntuzankinishe, urumva neza”

Ganza-“Hhhhhhhh! Ariko muranyumvira ra? Uyu mukobwa afite utugambo acomekeranya ukagira ngo niwe uzi kuvuga neza kurusha abandi? Ngaho fata inzira ugende, mbabajwe n’amaguru uri bukubite utaha, ko nta ticket nguha se?”

Jojo-“Ngo iki? Wibwira ko ari wowe mfite wenyine se wampa ibyo nkeneye? Shyuhuhuuuu! Ibirenge ngo reba munsi!”

Ganza-“Sawa bye Imana ikurinde, amahoro!”

Mama Kenny-“Ubu se koko uramuretse aragenda kandi mwazanye? Wakwihanganye koko ukamugarura ko uriya ari umwana wacu?”

Ganza-“Ngo ni umwana wanyu?”

Njyewe-“Uriya ni mushiki wacu Bro! Ahubwo reka nze mukurikire n’ubundi niwe twari tuje dushaka”

Ganza-“Eeeeeeh! Koko se? Ese ni nayo mpamvu uyu musore yansumiriye? Ewana  pole sana nagize ngo ni aba-babiloni bashaka kuntwara ifi nari nirobeye!”

Gasongo-“Ganza! Uguhiga ubutwari muratabarana, garura Jojo basi niyo yakwanga ko tujyana hano ni mu rugo agumane n’uyu mubyeyi”

Ganza-“Ibyo nabyo mube mugiye mu rugo ndaje”

Ganza yahise amanuka yiruka aducaho akurikira Jojo natwe twinjira mu rugo Mama Kenny akingura muri salon dushyira ibikapu hasi ariko habura uwicara ngo atuze,

Mama Kenny-“Ese ko muticara Nelson?”

Njyewe-“Mama Kenny! Nta kwicara erega, uzi ko tubonye Jojo Mama we ahora ashaka amanwa n’ijoro?”

Mama Kenny-“Ndabyumva disi umubyeyi ntiyaryama ngo asinzire umwana aririra ku gahinga, Eeeee! Si ngaba baraje ra?”

Twese twahise duhindukira koko tubona Jojo na wa musore Ganza bazamuka baza, gusa bazaga batongana maze Mama Kenny akibabona ahita afungura umuryango barinjira,

Jojo-“Erega nubwo ungaruye nakubonye ntiwambonye, erega wihaye kunyizeza ibitangaza ngo uzantuza ku kwezi na hehe hose kumbi nawe uri mpagaze he nk’abandi bose?”

Ganza-“Hhhhhh! Icyo nagombaga gukora se ko ngikoze nushaka uvuge ay’abagombozi, ahubwo Mama Kenny, nyihera agafunguzo nigendere”

Jojo-“Ngo? Ubwo se ungaruye ngo bigende gute?”

Mama Kenny-“Icara utuze mwana wanjye dore uje usanga abavandimwe!”

Jojo-“Ngo? Uratinyuka ukambwira gutyo n’ukuntu watumye Papa afungwa, ibyacu bigatezwa cyamunara, Brown musaza wanjye nawe agafungwa?”

Ganza-“Ampaye inka data! Yewe, wahoze umbwira ngo ndi mpagaze he ariko nsanze nubwo njye ntahazi wowe uhagaze ku manga, ubwo se wumva amaherezo yawe ari ayahe? Umuryango wawe ufite ibibazo, nawe uri kwitera ibindi, reka nigendere naho ubundi iki gisasu najya kubona nkabona ngo turi! Kikanturikana da”

Jojo-“Uuuuh! Genda nyine, niba nguteye impuwe uzareke kundirira”

Ganza-“Hhhhhhhh! Abarizi se barabuze? Hariya hari cooperative yabo, ahubwo ube ukora amanywa n’ijoro ubahe avance bazaze kukuririra kuko ndabona ijuru ryaguhumuriye.”

Ganza yahise afata urufunguzo Mama Kenny yari afite mu ntoki maze arasohoka Jojo aguma aho, Mama Kenny akomeza kumwitegereza maze ahita amubwira atuje,

Mama Kenny-“Jojo! Uko undeba uku nari umukobwa mwiza nkawe, narambaraga nkaberwa yewe uko usa nanjye narabyigeze, sinigeze menya ko umunsi uzagera nanjye nkaganya.

Jojo! Kuba aba basore baje bakwiruka inyuma n’uko bazirikanye ineza y’abawe, kuba intambara yarose bakemera kukurwanirira ku karubanda si uko bari bananiwe kwicara bagatuza bakakureka ukagenda ahubwo ni ya ntimba ishengura umubyeyi wawe agahora ateze amaso aho uzava bahirimbaniraga guhosha”

Jojo acyumva ibyo yahise yicara vuba yitegereza Mama Kenny maze natwe tubona kwicara.

Mama Kenny-“Jojo! disi iyicarire utuze, erega buriya nanjye nari nkawe, natekerezaga nkawe kandi nari mwiza nkawe gusa icyo ntamenye kare n’uko burya sinamenye iza nyuma”

Jojo-“Mama Kenny! Basi reka kumpamya ibyo ntakoze kuko ntiwigeze umfata, ntiwambonye nkuze? Ndeka rero”

Mama Kenny-“Yooooh? Jojo, kuba nkubonye ukuze nibyo bingabanyirije agahinda, iyo nza kukubona uri muto nkongera kukubona ungana gutya ukora ibi byari kunshegesha,

Jojo! Ibyo nakoze nkiri muto nibyo ubu bintera kuba nicuza, ni nabyo disi bitumye Papa wawe ari mu gihome we na musaza wawe ugukunda agahora ashavuzwa n’uko wabuze, ngaho basi ihangane maze wemere unyumve nkugire inama kuko ugira amahirwe abona umuhana”

Jojo-“Mama Kenny! Ngaho vuga ndakumva ariko ntutinde, ubwo gahunda ya Ganza ipfuye ubu ngiye gushaka indi nonaha”

Mama Kenny-“Jojo! Wayishaka wagira gusa nkundira ushake niy’umuryango wawe ni ukuri ndakwinginze utazamera nkanjye”

Jojo-“Si ngaho! Nonese burya nawe wataye umuryango wawe uza kuba i Kigali?”

Mama Kenny-“Ibyo nzaba mbikubwira Jojo, gusa nkundira unyumve ngusabe usubize amaso inyuma wibuke ko hari uwakwibarutse akaba akwifuza iruhande rwe”

Jojo-“Eeeeeh! Yego disi! Ariko buriya wa mugani Mama ntankumbuye ra? Nako reka nzajye kumusura ubundi nigarukire, sibyo mwifuzaga se?”

Njyewe-“Ooooooh! Nubwo twifuza byinshi ariko basi ibyo nibiba nzishima ubugira kabiri kuko nzongera kubona isura y’umubyeyi isesuye umunezero”

Mama Kenny-“Jojo ni ukuri shenge byemere natwe tuzahimbarwa ugaragiye uwagukikiye akagusimbiza akaguha ubwiza burangaza benshi.”

Jojo-“Ok! Ndumva nta kibazo da! Nzamusura rwose, ahubwo reka nigendere njye gushaka aho kurara ubwo Ganza yisubiyeho, nonese ko n’inzu twabagamo badusohoye nabi ngo twarabambuye.”

Mama Kenny-“Nonese Jojo! Wakwihanganye ukanyumva bwanyuma nkakubwira”

Jojo-“Uuuuuh? Iki se kandi noneho?”

Mama Kenny-“Wanyemereye ukaguma hano ukareka kugenda ko ntacyo uza kubura wifuza? Ubu koko uranze ugiye kurara ku muhanda?”

Jojo-“eeeeeh! Ngo nkaguma hano?”

Mama Kenny-“Yego rwose! Humura nkwakiranye yombi nk’uko disi namwe mwakiriye Kenny wanjye”

Jojo-“Ubu se wabyemera Mama Kenny?”

Mama Kenny-“Rwose mbikubwiye nkomeje pe, ahubwo ni ibyishimo bikomeye kuri twe, urabyemeye se?”

Jojo-“Reka twumve ra…? Nta kibazo reka nigumire hano”

Twese-“Wooooow!”

Mama Kenny-“Imana ishimwe disi! Mbega byiza, ngaho ngwino nkwereke icyumba ube ushyizemo ibyo uzanye, kandi ni ukuri kalibu urisanga iwanyu”

Jojo yarahagurutse maze Kenny ahita aterura isakoshi yari isa n’iremereye ajya imbere baragenda twe dusigara aho maze Gasongo ahita ambwira.

Gasongo-“Nelson! Imana ikoze igitangaza isubiza byose twifuzaga! Mbega amahirwe ntigeze mbona!”

Njyewe-“Ceceka njye byandenze! Ni ukuri niba koko Imana yumva abayo yakire ishimwe ryacu”

Gasongo-“Eeeeh! Amen kabisa!

Twese twariruhukije kuko twumvaga uko biri kose imisozi myinshi tukiruka hari iyo tugeze ku gasongero, kuba twari tubonye Jojo byabaye amata maze abyara n’amavuta yemera kugumana na Mama Kenny.

Ibyo byari ibindi byishimo twari dutegereje guhereza Mama Brown wahoraga atemba amarira ku maso iyo buri gihe yibukaga Jojo.

Twakomeje kuguma aho maze hashize akanya tubona Mama Kenny na Jojo baragarutse mpita mvuga.

Njyewe-“Mama Kenny! Imana iguhe umugisha reka tugende turuhuke ejo tuzajye gupagasa kandi mutihererana iyo nkuru nziza.”

Mama Kenny-“Yego disi! Nuko mwarakoze cyane kandi na n’ubu muracyakora n’ibindi! Rwose umugisha munsabiye tuwusangire”

Twarikirije maze turahaguruka turasohoka tugeze hanze baradusezera dufata inzira twerekeza ku muhanda, duhamagara moto dufata inzira ijya mu rugo.

Tukigera ruguru yo mu rugo twatunguwe no gusanga abantu benshi basohoka bava mu rugo, dukomeza kumanuka tujya mu gipangu tukigera ku muryango duhura na Betty yambaye imicyenyero twikangamo.

Betty-“Eeeeeh! Wowww! Mbega mwebwe! Welcome sha”

Gasongo-“Urakoze cyane Betty mwiza! Ariko noneho warengeje ubwiza, uzi ko nutagabanya bazakwandikira umuvuduko?”

Twese-“Hhhhhhhh!”

Betty-“Mana wee! Kuko se umbonye nambaye imikenyero? Twa tujipo twanjye se ntitumbera?”

Gasongo-“Kukubera gusa? Ahubwo rimwe uzambare n’amakoma turebe, ubanza ahari yo yakubera kurushaho”

Betty-“Hhhhhhh! Urakoze kunsensa Gaso! Ariko rero mwanacitswe!”

Njyewe-“Twacitswe iki se Betty?”

Betty-“Ntimubona ko hano habaye ikirori se?”

Njyewe-“Ahubwo twari tugiye kukubaza ibyo ari byo, habaye ikihe kirori se?”

Betty-“Hhhhhhh! Aliane baje kumusaba!”

Njyewe-“Ngo? Aliane yasabwe?”

Betty-“HHhhhhh! Dore yewe ubwoba! Humura nabeshyaga rata! Ninde se wamutwara duhari ko ari uwawe! Twaramukubikiye da ni ukuri”

Njyewe-“Eeeeeh! Niba mwaramumbikiye ngo nze mutange muhumure naje, nonese niba atari ibanga hano habaye iki?”

Betty-“Sha ntabwo ari ibanga, ntubona se ko n’abantu baje ari benshi? Hano hari umusore murumuna wa nyiri aya mazu warongoreyemo”

Gasongo-“Eeeeh! Bya gahuzamiryango birahari se?”

Betty-“Umva sha, byabura se? Ahubwo nimwe mwabuze, twese abantu baba muri aya mazu batwitabaje tubabwira ko mwe mudahari mwagiye ku Gisenyi, ahubwo mubike ibikapu vuba vuba muze ni kalibu sha”

Betty akivuga gutyo twahise koko dukomeza tugana ku muryango twabagamo turafungura turinjira dushyira ibikapu mu nzu maze turagaruka tukigera hanze dukubitana na Aliane aradusimbukira natwe tumwereka ibyishimo.

Aliane-“Woooooow! Nelson! Yambiiiiii! Gaso! Bite? Mbega mwebe! Habe no kuvuga ko muje koko?”

Njyewe-“ Sha I am Sorry ni ukuri ntabwo ari ukwanga kuvuga ahubwo ibyo ku Gisenyi byari ibindi bindi kugera na hano i Kigali, gusa utwihanganire kandi wemere ko tutabataye”

Aliane-“Yego sha! Nta kibazo rwose ndabumva kandi murisanga”

Gasongo-“Ibyo bi byeri se biri hehe ngo tubinywe?”

Aliane-“Hhhhhhhhh! Uti ibi byeri rwose, hariya se ko nabonye ntazi ibyabo?”

Gasongo-“Eeeeeh! Ubwo uragira ngo utaduha kandi wahoze ukora muri service”

Aliane-“Oya sha! Basi tugende mubyibonere”

Gasongo-“Yego rwose tugende mbyirebere, ubwo se hano haba inzoga ntitujye kunywa ubukwe?”

Twese-“Hhhhhhhhh!”

Tumaze guseka twahise tumanuka gato tugeze ku muryango w’aho abageni bari bari Mireille aba akuyeho rido asa n’utunguwe aradusuhuza ubundi aduha kalibu mu nzu tugezemo dutangira gusuhuza abantu bari barimo ndetse n’abageni mu kwitegereza neza mbona umugeni amaso yanjye atari ubwa mbere amubonye.

Tumaze kwicara,

Njyewe-“Gaso! Uriya mugeni ndamuzi”

Gasongo-“Uuuuh? Umuzi hehe se ko mbona anakuze cyane buriya siwe warongoye uyu musore?”

Njyewe-“Ndumva hari aho namubonye ariko sinibuka neza tu!”

Gasongo-“Ok! Icyo kiroroshye, niba ubona utamwibuka ubwo ntawe uzi, ahubwo baduhe bya byeri twinywere si nangombwa ko tubamenya”

Gasongo akivuga gutyo koko Mireille yahise azana bya Primus bibiri aba araduhereje, atari yabifungura twumva umuntu akubise urufunguzo ku icupa.

We-“Twumvikane!”

Ako kanya twese twahise dutuza n’abari mu byumba bose barasohoka baza aho twari turi muri salon maze uwo mugabo ahita akomeza.

We-“Njyewe rero nk’uko mubizi nitwa Karekezi, nkaba ndi Papa w’uyu musore Murenzi dukunze guhamagara Pasiteri”

Akivuga gutyo hari umugore wahise yinjira ‘nk’iya Gatera’ ahagarara hagati yacu ahita avuga cyane ku buryo abagira imitima yoroshye batangiye kwegera ababafata ngo batikubita hasi.

We-“Ariko Kareke! N’ubu uracyashaka aka munani?”

Karekezi-“Uyu se kandi ateye aturutse hehe?”

We-“Erererere! Erega nta soni ngo nteye nturuka he? Harya ngo umuhungu wawe azabamo hano? Ntayo bazabamo ye! Nta n’iyo bararamo bitaracyemuka ndabivuze, mbere wahereye wikubira nk’aho ari wowe wabisigaranye wenyine”

Akivuga gutyo abantu bose barikanze ndetse batangira kujujura ako kanya tubona wa mugeni wari wasezeranye uwo munsi arahagututse asiga umusore yicaye twese turikanga.

We-“Ariko se iyi nzu sinemeye ko ngiye kuyigura koko? Niki gituma ntayiraramo?”

Noneho akivuga gutyo abantu si ugusakuza bose bivuyeyo batangira kubazanya ibyo ari byo ari nako Karekezi yari yabuze aho afatwa, wa mugore aranga arusha abantu bose ijwi.

We-“Ererere! Ngo uyigura?  Barakubeshye di! Kareke! Byose ngiye kubishyira hanze maze ndebe!”

Umugeni wari utuje cyane yategereje abari aho bose ko batuza maze avuga ntacyo yikanga.

We-“Mutuze twumvikane, nubwo bwose kuri bamwe biza kubatungura bagakeka ko ari njye nashatse uyu musore, byose nabikoze mbizi ndashaka ko byose bijya ahagaragara”

Akivuga gutyo twese twashidukiye rimwe tureba neza mu maso y’uwo mukobwa ubwenge buhita bumpereza ya sura yahoraga inca mu maso ako kanya mpita mumenya……………

 

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