Episode 48: Eddy asigaranye na Mignone…. Mignone hari icyo asaba Eddy

Ben amaze kugenda nanjye nikorera amaboko nsubira Guetto!

Nagezeyo aga telephone nari nasize ku buriri nsanga kari gusona, ngafashe ngo ndebe nsanga ni James umpamagara, ngiye kwitaba nsanga irarangiye ndeba numero ye  mpita nyihamagara ntiyatinda kuyifata!!

James- “Hello  Bro ,bite se?!

Njyewe-” ni sawa Bro!ngo gute se wowe?

James-”  nanjye ndabona ari neza pe,Ben se ntiyari yabyuka ??

Njyewe-“eeeeeeh Bro, maze kumuherekeza mukanya ahubwo!!

James-” Yaa Allah!, uzi ko ndi rwangendanye !!, ubu ngo nari ngiye kuza ngo tumutwaze igikapu none yaciyeho kare kweli?

Njyewe-” eeeeh pole saana Bro ariko nari mpakubereye tu!

James-” Bro nicyo cyizere nsigaranye,naho ubundi nari mbaye  cya Sematama mu ba Djama!

Njyewe-” hhhhhhh, uti cya Sematama rwose!,nonese Bro, ngaho mbwira ko Soso na Ben baciyeho  icyarimwe ubu koko kweli tubigenze gute? kabisa byankubitiye mu rukenyerero ndumva nangiritse bikomeye!,ibaze nawe ugize utya uti  ndagiye!??

James-” eeeeh Bro,icyo ni igisubizo cyoroshye twajyana tu, ariko ubwo Ben na Soso bagiye hano niho imbaraga zigiye kugaragarira ! uko wibuka byose bigutere guhaguruka wemye ubundi ukorere kububahisha no guhindura ubuzima bwacu buri imbere!

Njyewe-”  Bro , niko bimeze ,urakoze kunyongeramo imbaraga ndumva nari ntangiye guta umurongo numva ikintu gisa nko kwiheba muri njyewe!

James-” pole Man,ndahari kandi nabo barahari ndacyeka batari kure yacu!

Njyewe-” urakoze cyane James, kabisa inshuti ni nkawe kuko uza mu gihe gikwiye!

James-” urakoze gushima Bro, turi kumwe reka jye douche ubundi njye muri kariya kazi kantegereje tubonane soir rero!

Njyewe-”  thank you again ma Bro ndaba mpari sindi busibe!

James-  “hhhhh  ca va bien Merci!

Call end!

 

Nahise mpaguruka koko ndema burya niba ari ibintu bikomeza umuntu bya mbere ni ukugira inshuti zikuba hafi! ,Ushobora kuba ufite ibintu ariko ntibyakwihanganisha igihe wababaye, ushobora ndetse kwiheba wumva ko ntaho werecyeza ariko iyo ufite abantu  barabikora, niyo mpamvu inshuti nziza aribwo bukungu buri wese yagakwiriye kugira!

Ubwo maze kumva nkomeye koko nahise nsohoka njya hanze abo twabanaga bakaza bambaza ko Ben yagiye nkababwira ko ahubwo ubu yenda kugerayo, uwo munsi niriwe murugo nganira nabo twabanaga mu gipangu bose bari batangiye kunyiyumvamo cyane ugereranyije nuko byari bisanzwe ibintu byarushijeho kunshimisha cyane numva koko ndi impanga ya Ben!,

Nka saa moya za nimugoroba  nibwo James yaje aho nitaga mu rugo tuganira bisanzwe nka saa tatu ndamuherecyeza, tugeze Nyabugogo afata moto acaho mu kugaruka sinzi umuntu wansifuye ndahindukira ngiye kubona mbona ni Mignone wari ufite igikapu na envelope nk’ebyiri ahita andembuza ngenda musanga,ndamwegera ,mugezeho!

Mignone-“Eddy bite se!?”

Njyewe-“ ni sawa rwose!”

Mignone-“ nanjye ni sawa! ,uvuye hehe se?”

Njyewe-“nari mperekeje umuvandimwe  wajye tu!!”

Mignone-“oooooh ,nanjye nari ngiye gutega moto ariko ubwo nkubonye mfatira hano utwaze twitahire n’amaguru!”

Njyewe-“ nta kibazo rwose , nta mpamvu yo gutega kandi mpari ngo ngutwaze!!”

Mignone-“ ntiwumva se!, uri umwana mwiza biragusa!”

Njyewe-“ burya bwose se?, urakoze cyane! ,ko watinze gutaha se ??”

Mignone-“ wahora niki sha ko ku kazi bari bantindanye ngo ntahari ntawundi wabakorera ra!”

Njyewe-“ uuuuuh Migno ,niba atari ukukwinjirira  ukora iki??”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh, sha nkunda ukuntu uvuga shahu!, Mpita nibuka ukuntu nari narishyizemo Ben kubera ukuntu yavugaga!”

Njyewe-“ hhhhh, nyuma se byaje kugenda gute??”

Mignone-“hhhhh ntubizi se  ko byanteye amarira!!”

Njyewe-“ ooooh lala, ndabyibutse byose nta na kimwe nibagiwe!”

Mignone-“ Eddy naho ubundi ntago ari ukunyinjirira nta n’impamvu yo kutiganirira ,ubundi njyewe nkora muri salon de coiffure hariya mu mugi! ,Ariko ni iyanjye nubwo rwose nkoramo! ,Nanze ko nazana abakozi benshi bikaba akavuyo!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeeh Sister ndumva uryoshye!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh,nta kuryoha  sha Eddy, nugupfundikanya!!”

 

Twari tukigera mu rugo nkomeza ntwaje Mignone ngo ashyire ibyo nari mutwaje mu nzu tugezemo dutereka ku meza!,

Mignone-“ Ahwiiiiiii! Eddy urakoze sha, nari kubigeza hano bimvunnye umugongo kandi ufite byinshi uzankorera!”

Njyewe-“ uuuuuh ngo mbyinshi nzagukorera?,harimo nk’ibiki se?”

Mignone-“hhhhhhh ,umva Eddy wikwijijisha, nyine nko kumpecyera abana!!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeh en bon!, humura ntacyo nzabaguhecyera  rwose!”

Mignone-“ sha rero urakoze cyane kuntwaza  Eddy !!”

Njyewe-“ nawe urakoze gushima Migno,reka ngende buriya ni ahejo tu!”

Mignone-“ eeeeh Eddy nonese ubwo turaganiriye!?, cyangwa naba nkugoye niba ufite byinshi wigiriyemo?”

Njyewe-“ oya nta byinshi ngiyemo ahubwo se urabyifuza ko tuganira?”

Mignone-“umva sha byabura se? ,icara ube untera za blague zawe najyaga numva muvuga wowe na Ben!”

Njyewe-“hhhhhh,ndagufashe wajyaga utwumviriza!!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Mana weee!, Eddy rata ntago numvirizaga gusa nakundaga kumva museka maze nkumva naza!!”

Njyewe-“eeeeh  kuki utuzaga se Migno ??”

Mignone-“  umva sha nari nziko mutabyemera naheraga hanze nanjye ngasekera mu mutima!”

Njyewe-“ yaweee!, Ibaze kweli , uhise unyibutsa cyera kubera ko nta radio twagiraga iwacu kwa Nyogokuru najyaga njya kumva ikinamico ku baturanyi buri kuwa kabiri!”

Mignone-“hhhhhhhh, ariko Mana we noneho ngusubije mu bihe!?”

Njyewe-“hhhhhh, cyane !!”

Mignone-“ ni wowe uri kuntera kukubwira byose nta kwitangira!”

Njyewe-“ nzakugurire feri se??”

Mignone-“ hhhhhh,Eddy mbabarira kabisa aho bigeze imbavu zimeze nabi!!”

Njyewe-“  uuuuh noneho uranyiyamye?”

Migone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Eddy nkugire nte koko??”

Njyewe-“ noneho nifate ndeke gusetsa umwana w’abandi?”

Mignone-“ umva yewe, njyewe se ndi umwana?,ndanarakaye maze!”

Njyewe-“ ooooolala mbabarira basi Mignone mwiza!, Uzi ko ukomeje kurakara wazana ibitama bititira!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh Eddy wee,wambabariye koko!!”

 

Mignone yarasetse ajya hasi  atangira kumpondagura udumfutsi tudafite  n’imbaraga hashize akanya aratuza dukomeza kuganira byiza, Mignone yari yishimye ndetse aseka ibi birenze nanjye nkabona bigaragara neza mu maso yanjye!

Ubwo byageze hafi nka  saa tanu z’ijoro tukiri muri izo stories mba mbwiye Mignone !,

Njyewe-“ Migno ,uwagenda  se nkajya kwihina mu buriri!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ngo kwihina? ariko Mana!, Eddy wigenda wana ndumva ngikeneye kwisekera!”

Njyewe-“ hhhh ngaho seka nkurebe!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh,”

Njyewe-“ntureba ,reka noneho ngende nta kibazo tuzongera ubutaha!”

Mignone-“ uuuuhh, nta kibazo ubwo urabyanze ,ariko unteye imbavu zidakira pe!!”

Njyewe-“ eeeeh ni cya Eddy se?, Cira hano tugikubite!”

Mignone-“ hhhhhhh ariko Mana,Eddy uzajya utuma ngukumbura !”

Njyewe-“ oya ntabwo wankumbura tubana ahubwo reka nceho ni ahejo Imana nibikunda!”

Mignone-“  sawa sha Eddy, wakoze imana iguhezagire!”

 

Nahise mpaguruka ndasohoka ngeze ku muryango Mignone ahita ambwira,

Mignone-“ Eddy nari nibagiwe kukubaza!”,

Njyewe-“ mbaza nta kibazo ndakumva tu!”

Mignone-“ Eddy,ukora hehe?”

 

Nagiye gusubiza mpita nibuka ko Ben nafashaka yagiye mu by’ukuri igisubizo cyari ntacyo, mu gihe ngishaka icyo kumubeshya mbona andeba nk’umuntu umfitiye impuhwe mpita mubwira,

Njyewe-“ Migno,  ubu ntahantu mfite nkora tu!!”

Mignone-“ uuuuh Eddy nibyo?”

Njyewe-“ nibyo  rwose!”

Mignone-“kubera iki se Eddy ?”

Njyewe-“ buriya uko watubonaga njye na Ben twirirwanaga hariya hepfo ku Igaraje muhereza ibyo akoresha, nkanamufasha muri bicye nari nzi!, None nyine kuba yagiye nawe urabyumva!”

Mignone-“ yoooooh, sha pole saana! ,umbabarire kuba nkubajije nari ngize amatsiko bisanzwe ariko kandi ubuse koko nkore iki?”

Njyewe-“ Migno ,wikwigora rwose humura buriya Imana iracyashaka uko ejo bizagenda!, gusa nanjye sinicaye tu ndacyashakisha!”

Mignone-“Eddy none se ejo ufite iyihe gahunda??”

Njyewe-“ ubu se..!?, sha ntayo tu,usibye gukata nyine bisanzwe ndeba ko wenda nta modoka yaguye nanjye nkajya mu mubare wabayegura!”

Mignone-“ nonese wabyemera ejo tukazijyanira kukazi iwajye ukirirwa unyisekereza?”

Njyewe-“ hhhhh,ibyo nabyo ,akazi kose  nabona nakemera niba nako gusetsa ugafite nakagakora da!, mbwira neza ahubwo  nzabe mpari sinzasibe!!”

Mignone –“ hhhhhhhh, sawa urakoze kandi nako urakoze da! ,ubwo ejo tuzajyana twirirwane!”

Njyewe-“ urakoze Migno,bye ubwo ni ahejo!”

Nahise nerekeza Ghetto ngezeyo nta kindi nakoze usibye kwihina mu buriri ngasinzira!

Mu gitondo nakanguwe na alarm ndabyuka nkora douche mvuyeyo ndambara ndasohoka ngeze hanze nkubitana na Mignone!”

Mignone-“ Eddy uri tayali ko tujyana se??”

Njyewe-“ nta kibazo ndi tayali! ,

Mignone-“ ok,noneho umva icyo ngiye kugusaba ………………

 

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