Episode 35: Eddy ashoje ubuzima bw’ishuri, aribaza ubuzima buri imbere…

Njyewe-“ ooooh Bb ,urakoze  kuri byose, uri umwihariko kuri njyewe kuko uzi byinshi byanjye! , nanjye nzakubahisha uko mbishoboye sibyo!

Soso yikirije azunguza umutwe turahaguruka afata Bag ashyiramo ya myenda yanjye mba ndamubajije!

Njyewe-“ uuuuuh ,wisubiyeho se ntago nzajyana nawe ??

Soso-“oya Sha Eddy,rata ngiye kuyitunganya hamwe niyanjye ndayikuzanira mu gitondo!!

Njyewe-“ wooooow,Soso ,urihariye pe!!

Soso-“ oya sha nibindimo ntukumirwe!

Njyewe-“ yambiiiii!!!

Soso-“ yambiiii sha!

Twahise twambara inkweto turasohoka tugeze hanze dusanga James  yicaye ku kabaraza hanze ,Soso aramusuhuza nanjye ndamusuhuza ,

James-“ Soso, ko wihuse se?

Soso-“ eeeeh subizi se! ndagaruka!

James-“ kalibu sha!,

Twasetsemo  tumusiga aho mperekeza undi mwana , sinatinze nahise ngarukira hafi ngeze ghetto nsanga James ari guhanagura inkweto,tayali  twinjira muri  mood ya fete !!

James-“ Bro, nizere ko Soso wamwinjije kuri page ya fete neza  urikocora!

Njyewe-“ hhhhh,umva Bro, ndabizi wowe nta kindi waza ubaza!

James-“ sibyo se Bro!? erega uriya mwana aragukunda!

Njyewe-“ Bro ,uriya mwana najye ndamwemera pe,arko buri gihe iyo ntekereje ko ankunda nibuka Kabebe!!

James-“ eeeeeh Kabebe kweli!! ,none se koko wowe na  Soso nta numwe wigeze arikocora ngo akuzuye umutima kameke ku munwa!

Njyewe-“ wowe nta makuru ufite!, nako naraye nsanze Biere yabaye Biere  wabaye isake, ariko nyine ejo buriya Soso yampishuriye byose najye muhishirura byose!!

James-“ uuuuh Bro, byagenze gute se??

Njyewe-“ Bro,ubundi nyine…………..ubwo James namubwiye buri kimwe nk’umwizerwa wanjye kuva cyera maze ndangije yiyumvira gato ubundi ahita ambwira!

James-“Bro,ushobora kuba ufite umwihariko wo gukora ibyo abandi batakora!,  uha agaciro ibyo benshi twima agaciro, Bro ,ijambo wishimiye kumva ntirijya rita agaciro muri wowe ,niyo mpamvu wihariye muri byose! , Imana izagufashe uzongere ubone Kabebe wawe ,Maze abone intambara wamurwaniye wihanganira kubaho wenyine ngo umutegereze!, Bro urakuze mu bwenge ndetse uzi icyo bita  urukundo benshi bafata nk’umukino!

Njyewe-“ Bro, merci beacoup ,sinari nzi ko ubyakira gutyo, gusa nanjye cout de chapeau, urakoze guha agaciro  ibindimo! ,kandi nawe uri umuhanga mu kubana !

Ubwo ibyo byose twabivugaga duhanagura inkweto tuzishyira aho hafi ubundi turaryama mu gitondo twabanje gushaka udufaranga  mu cyayi n’amata bigeze nka saa tatu gutyo mbona uuuuh!! Soso araje ,yari yambaye agakabutura gato  k’umukara n’aga sengle k’umweru amaso yanjye yanga kumurekura mbega nari narangaye byagaragariraga buri wese ,ubwo arakomeza  araza ampa akantu ku itama!, ubundi akomeza mu cyumba ajyanayo ya myenda yaravuye kuntegurira!

Soso- “Eddy nizere ko mugiye kwitegura mukanya ndaza tugende! kandi James nawe turaguha lift tujyanirane dore Djalia ntari bubone uko aza kugutwara!

Twasetsemo Soso ahita adusiga aho arigendera!

James-“ woooow! Soso kabisa arankosora!

Njyewe-“ biriya byose nibyo bituma aba mwiza kurushaho!, naho ubundi abeza Imana yarabiremeye imitima niyo itandukanye! ,ahubwo Bro,ko nta mpano twateguye ntidusiga izina kweri!!

James-“ Bro,nyine ibyo nabitecyerejeho ,niyo mpamvu natse numero za Mama Sabine!

Njyewe-“ wazatse se ngo bigende gute Bro!?

James-“ nyine natecyereje ko twabaha ariya makanzu batoranyije mo gift hanyuma tukareba n’utundi tuntu twabaha tuyaherekeje!!

Njyewe-“ Bro, eeeh cout de Chapeau !,ahubwo muhamagare wumve wenda ko abyemera!!

James yahise ahamagara numero ya Mama Sabine baravugana birambuye James amubwira byose hashize akanya mbona anshiriye agasiri mpita menyako yemeye ,ubwo akuyeho phone ambwira ko nta kibazo yemeye ko tuyishyura! , icyari gisigaye ni ugushaka indi mpano! ,

James yahisemo chenette n’isaha! njyewe mpitamo ko namukoreshereza ifoto ,ubwo duhita ducaho vuba vuba tujya gushaka ayo ma Gift duhita tugaruka turitegura udukote turafunga Soso ntiyatinze yahise aza nawe yambaye kaga kanzu gatukura kari kamaze kuba ake ariko atabizi duhita twerekeza ku ishuri, twagezeyo tukinjira ako kanya Djalia na Sabine baba barahageze nabo bambaye baberewe birenze !

Twahise tumanuka tujya kuba dufata amafoto mu gihe tugitegereje ko fete itangira, wabonaga biryoshye ku buryo budasanzwe , igihe cyo kwinjira muri salle kigeze Soso yasobetse ukuboko mu kwanjye turinjira ntacyo twikanga ,na  James na Djalia nabo byari uko gusa Sabine we twari twamuhaye lift wa mugani wa Soso!, we yari adutwaje impano!,

Tugezemo turicara ba MC batangira kuvuga ibyo bavuga  bazana n’akantu turagafata ari nako twiganirira amagambo yiganjemo ibyishimo!,amasaha akomeza kwicuma  bigera mu gihe cyo gutanga impano,  twe twagiyeyo nyuma tubahereza Impano nabo baduha izo bari baduteguriye!

Ibintu bikomeza kuryoha igihe cyo kubyina kiba kirageze Djalia na James baba bateyemo hagati batangira kubyina mu gihe  njye na Soso twakomeje kwiyicarira  na stories zitandukanye, hashize akanya ibintu biba ibindi , biba ngombwa ko tujyamo natwe ariko njye nagiyemo nikandagira  kuko kubyina nari mbizi ko ndi umusimbura, mba mbwiye Soso!,

Njyewe-“ Bb, kabisa njyewe mu kubyina ndi umusimbura wihangane!!

Soso-“ hhhhhh,nta kibazo sha Eddy,ndakubyinira rwose!

Ubwo Soso wari uzi kubyinisha umubiri yibanda kubice byinyuma Imana yamwihereye yabikoze neza birenze nanjye nkomeza  nkwhagararaho ngapfa kuvanga vanga ariko uwari kumbona yari guseka agapfa kabsa!!

Twakomeje kubyina  Dj aba ahinduye injyana ashyiramo izoroheje ndiruhutsa nanjye nisangamo ,ubwo mba nihobereye Soso tubyina buhoro buhoro ibihe byiza nkibyo bitibagirana babihaye umwanya  bigera nka saa yine njye na Soso twari twatangiye kunanirwa , tuba twisohokeye ngo tujye kuba dufata fresheur,dutambika hirya gato dukata inyuma ya Class ubundi Soso yoroshya aga clavat nari nambaye afungura ibipesu nka bitatu by’agashati , numva ndaruhutse!

Njyewe-“ Bb, harigihe kigera nkabura icyo mvuga!

Soso-“ oooh Eddy ntibikakurenge nukuri!,bindimo! , ahubwo ndagushimira ko wemeye kuza kumba hafi ugatuma abandi bana batanyuzam’ijisho! ,kandi nzahora nzirikana ko ibihe nkibi byiza narindikumwe nawe!

Njyewe-“Bb , humura nanjye ndahari ngo nguhe ibyishimo nk’umuntu namenye kandi nkamwishimira!

Tukiri aho Sabine aba adusanze aho!

Sabine-“uuuuh, mwihangane niba mbakanguye ,gusa fete yarangiye !!

Twese-“hhhhhh!

Soso-“noneho lift twaguhaye urayanze!

Sabine-“ ngaho se mpa Lift no kuri Eddy!

Soso-“ hhhhhh,umva yewe ,barakubeshye!

Sabine-“ hhhhhh,nari mbyiteze ko uri bumbwire gutyo ,humura menyereye kwihangana !, ahubwo Mugore, akira impano y’umugabo wawe niriwe ngufashije bye kandi naho ubutaha!!

Twasigaye duseka Sabine acaho natwe tuzamuka buhoro dusohoka ikigo twerekeza aho Soso yitaga iwe, tugezeyo arafungura tuganira akanya katari gato umwana w’imico myiza aransezera , ubundi nshaho nerekeza Ggetto nkizamuka gato  nkubitana na James aribwo aje yishimye cyane  aririmba indirimbo zose zibaho wagirango yari yamize SD card ,namubaza akanyihorera agakomeza kuririmba biranshanga paka yikubise ku buriri asinzira yambaye n’inkweto!

Nahise  ndyama nakangutse mu gitondo abanyeshuri batazakora examen national batangira gutaha,n’abandi bo kubindi bigo bizakorera ku kigo cyacu batangira kuza  njye na James ,Soso, Patty na Jules ,uwo munsi  natwe twagombaga kujya kuba mu kigo kuko ngo ntawari kwemererwa gukora examen national  ataha hanze ,

Turisuganya njye na James tureba ibyangombwa bihagije  nimugoroba njyewe,Soso na james twerekeza mu kigo!

Ibyo bihe namwe murabyumva twabaga turi busy cyane twiga! ,amaherezo y’inzira examen yambere tuba turayikoze iya kabiri,iya gatatu bidatinze examen National tuba turapfundikiye abavuna bic barazivuna n’abaca amakayi nabo ntibabura!!

Hari nka saa tanu njye na James ndetse na Soso ,twari twagiye muri examen yanyuma dusize tuzinze buri kimwe, dusohoka mu  kigo dusubira Ghetto ubwo icyari gisigaye mu nzira igihumbi  Imana yagombaga kumpamo imwe nagombaga kunyuramo ngakomeza ubuzima……………………….………………

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